Wednesday, February 1, 2017

Please RSVP

Hi friends,
I am planning an elephant-sweater knitting party. I have downloaded a pattern from the Internet. All I need for my guests to bring is 200 skeins of yarn, a potluck dish, a couple grams of cocaine—we're going to be up all night—and $50 to go toward shipping the giant jumpers. 

I'll set a date when I have enough interest. I know which of my friends will RSVP and which could care less about the planetary treasure and wisdom-keeper that is the majestic elephant. 

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