Being a Sarah T. myself, I used to trip out as a kid that there was a book and a movie starring Linda Blair called "Sarah T. , Portrait of a Teenage Alcoholic." For those who are old Simpson's junkies, my reaction was a bit like Homer Simpson's in the notorious Mr. Sparkle episode.
It was like, why am I Mr. Sparkle?
—Sarah Torrbio, i.e. Sara T.